Hard Talks
Off the record, a conversation between two US former presidents, Mr George Bush Snr and Mr Bill Clinton, just before landing to the Isles of Maldives.
Clinton: George, they aren't totally lying in those promotional ads.. it is truly a paradise on earth, this ain't such a bad place to get settled down after retiring. they also say that in here you could find peace and the art of doing nothing. wtf does that mean?
Bush: I don't know if I can agree with that, I like it a bit of a hectic life. I want to live a life of action. you know always living on the edge till my last breath.
Clinton: you'll never change.. hehe
Bush: Somethings are never meant to change, and they're better off the way they are..
Clinton: Guess you're right, hey d00d why don't you take over this place, you might as well give it as b'day present to one of your grand daughter.
Bush: Now you're talking d00d, we may call the operation, South East Asian Peace Process
Clinton: Guess this trip is not as bad as we thought it would be, atleast we have something to look forward to.
Bush: Yeah.. hey btw, what's his name again?
Clinton: Who? The President? I dunno, ask your secretary
Meanwhile, Mr President (maanayee Maumoonu) awaits with great hope of gratifying the dream of his life, that it is to meet a President of USA. Dead of alive, former or current, in any state.
Clinton: George, they aren't totally lying in those promotional ads.. it is truly a paradise on earth, this ain't such a bad place to get settled down after retiring. they also say that in here you could find peace and the art of doing nothing. wtf does that mean?
Bush: I don't know if I can agree with that, I like it a bit of a hectic life. I want to live a life of action. you know always living on the edge till my last breath.
Clinton: you'll never change.. hehe
Bush: Somethings are never meant to change, and they're better off the way they are..
Clinton: Guess you're right, hey d00d why don't you take over this place, you might as well give it as b'day present to one of your grand daughter.
Bush: Now you're talking d00d, we may call the operation, South East Asian Peace Process
Clinton: Guess this trip is not as bad as we thought it would be, atleast we have something to look forward to.
Bush: Yeah.. hey btw, what's his name again?
Clinton: Who? The President? I dunno, ask your secretary
Meanwhile, Mr President (maanayee Maumoonu) awaits with great hope of gratifying the dream of his life, that it is to meet a President of USA. Dead of alive, former or current, in any state.

2 Comments:
hehe... fuck thats funny!!!
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ano-fucking-nymous, at 1:18 PM
i kept looking at clinton nudging maumoon every now and then during his speech...only that he was nudging maumoon on his breast and the poor fellow looked like falling backwards everytime...Clinton forgets that his excellency is a wee bit shorter than him...pity..
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Susan, at 1:35 PM
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